Lazy Bastard Travels

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We Don’t Vacation. We live life onboard. Find out what it’s really like to live on cruise ships long-term. We chose full-time cruise living over traditional retirement. You will learn tips and tricks, the real costs, routines, and lifestyle behind long-term cruising. We will answer the following: • Is full-time cruising affordable? • What is daily life onboard really like? • What cruise lines are best for long-term living? We share: ✔ Honest pros and cons of living onboard ✔ Long-term cruise planning tips ✔ Daily routines at sea ✔ Cruise ship comparisons for extended stays ✔ Full-time cruise cost breakdowns Our goal is simple: To help retirees, mid-life travellers, and dreamers decide if long-term cruise living is possible — and practical — for you. Subscribe if you're curious about: long-term cruising, full-time cruise life, retirement travel, affordable cruise living, slow travel at sea, and life onboard. New videos every week from wherever the ship takes us.

Lazy Bastard Travels

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Recent Cruise Videos

Stop Paying for Cruises: How Casino Comps Get You on Board for Almost Free!

Cruise dining vs Vegas food…who’s the winner? #cruiselife #cruiseline #cruisetips

Cruise Comps vs Vegas Comps - The Winner is Clear!

$0 Private Island Day at Half Moon Cay 🌴 | What You Actually Get (Cruise Life). #cruisetips

Back to Back Cruise Turnaround Days - The Scoop on How They Work #cruisetour #cruiseline

Living Life on a Cruise...The Good and the Bad #cruiseline #cruisetips #cruiselife

Dealing with Mail, Wi-Fi and Laundry onboard: cruise ship know-how

Cruise Loyalty Programs: Gamechanger or Overhyped? (Are They REALLY Worth It?)

Back-to-Back Cruises: We give You the Skinny #cruisetour #cruiseline

30 Days at Sea… Do You Go Crazy or Stay Busy? 😅 #cruisetour #cruiseline #cruisetips

How to Cruise for 30+ Days Without Going Broke 🚢💰 #cruisetour #cruiseline #cruisetips

Staying Healthy on a Cruise? Here’s What Actually Works 😳 #cruisetour #cruiseline #cruisetips

Eating Cruise Food for 30+ Days — Here’s What REALLY Happens #cruisetour #cruiseline #cruisetips

Everything We Own Fits Inside This Cruise Cabin 🚢 | The Freedom of Living With Less. #cruiselife

Live on a Cruise Ship? 🚢 The Floating Home Most People Never Consider

The Biggest Cruise Myth: “Cruises Are Only for Rich People”

Getting Medical Care While Cruising Full Time 🚢 #cruiselife #cruiseline #slowtravel

30+ Days at Sea Reality – The Truth About Living on a Cruise Ship for a Month

5 Mistakes New Cruisers Make (Before They Learn Cruise Life) 🚢

Why We STAY On the Cruise Ship in Port (St. Maarten with 5 Ships!)

Full-Time Cruise Life: It’s Not Just a Vacation 🚢 #cruiselife #cruise #cruisetips

The REAL Cost of Living on a Cruise Ship Full Time 🚢 #cruise #cruiselife #cruisetips

Bills You Don’t Have Living on a Cruise Ship 🚢

We Live on a Cruise Ship… Here’s What a Normal Day Actually Looks Like

What It Costs to Live on a Cruise Ship for a Month 🚢 #cruiseline #slowtravel

Living on a Cruise Ship Full Time: What It REALLY Costs

The Actual Cost of Living on a Cruise Ship ...it might surprise you!

The Truth About Long-Term Cruising: Who Thrives… and Who Regrets It

Why Cruises Are Beating All-Inclusive Resorts.

Can Living on a Cruise Cost Less Than Living at Home? #slowtravel #cruisetour #cruiseline #cruisetip

How We Live on Cruise Ships Using Back-to-Back Cruises (And How You Can Too)

The Repositioning Cruise Advantage: Why We Actively Seek Them Out

Less Stress, More Europe — Why We Choose Cruising

We didn't Expect this from Holland America Nieuw Statendam...Ship Review 2026

Best Cruise Line for Retirees? Norwegian vs Cunard vs Holland America

Cunard Queen Victoria Review: Classic Elegance With Some Surprising Flaws

5 Reasons Cunard Will Become Your Favorite Cruise Line

🌊 Greece by Cruise vs. Land: Which Is the Better Deal?

Europe Cruise Ports: which ones are worth it?

Norwegian Dawn Cruise Review | Food, Service, Staterooms & Atmosphere for Mature Travelers

Norwegian Dawn - First Impressions and Initial Review

Epic 3-Month Europe Trip | Over 60 Days on Cruise Ships!

Should You Buy a Cruise Drink Package?

Is Cruise Food Any Good? #cruiseship #cruisetips #cruise

Why Short Cruises Are Perfect For First Time Cruisers #cruisetips #cruiseship #travelover50 #cruise

Norwegian Encore Review: The Truth After 21 Days At Sea

Why Norwegian Cruise Line Might Be Your Perfect Match

7 Reasons to Avoid Short Cruises

MSC Seascape Review: Is This the Right Cruise for You?

The Best Way to Try Cruising: 8 Reasons to Take a Short Cruise | Tips For First Time Cruisers

What You Should Know Before Trying Royal Caribbean Ovation of the Seas Cruise

Cunard Queen Elizabeth Cruise Review - Perfect for You or Not?