If Cruise Lines Were Cars...

Cruise ships are not all the same. Yet somehow, every friend, family member, and stranger in Asda seems to think they are. The truth? Each line has its own personality — and if you don’t match with the right one, you’ll probably end up hating cruising for life. So how do you explain the differences to non-cruisers? Forget the glossy brochures. Forget the corporate slogans. Think cars. Everyone 'gets' it. In this video, I line up some of the world’s biggest cruise lines alongside the cars they’d be if they were on four wheels. It’s a tongue-in-cheek way of showing just how different (and sometimes ridiculous) they really are. Whether you’re a cruise addict looking for ammunition to convert your friends, or just here for the laughs, this one’s for you. Here, ladies and gentlemen… we go. 🚢