QM2 Speed Review – 10 Loves, 10 Hates & What Other Channels Won’t Say
August 1, 2025
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🛳 Cunard QM2: What I Loved, What I Hated & What The Safe Channels Won’t Tell You
The Queen Mary 2 is the last true ocean liner — elegant, iconic… and occasionally frustrating.
In this brutally honest speed-review, I break down 10 things I genuinely LOVED about QM2 — and 10 things that made me want to throw someone overboard. This isn’t a press junket. It’s not sugar-coated. And I’m not afraid to say the quiet part out loud.
If you’re thinking about cruising with Cunard — or wondering whether QM2 lives up to the hype — this is the video to watch before you book.
â›´ IN THIS VIDEO:
0:00 – Intro: Love, Hate & Cunard Confusion
0:23 – The Grand Tradition (With a Side of Snobbery)
1:00 – Hyacinths: The Self-Appointed Cruise Aristocracy
1:48 – Glorious Space… Everywhere You Want It
2:52 – …And Absolutely None Where You REALLY Want It
3:31 – Kings Court Buffet – Not As Bad As They Say (Mostly)
4:26 – Room Service: Midnight Treat or Mild Regret?
5:02 – The Crew – Cunard’s Secret Weapon
5:36 – Lamp Post & Fire Hydrant – The Ship’s Grossest Feature
6:02 – Caviar Like You’ve Never Seen It Served Before
6:32 – Royal Court Theatre – Cruise Ship Broadway
7:16 – Secret Glass Lifts – Yes, They’re a Thing
7:50 – Cost-Cutting Afternoon Tea (Don’t Tell the Queen)
8:29 – The Gym – Sweating in Style
9:08 – Churchills – The Smoky Hideaway
9:30 – Prom Deck – Laps, Views & Lunatics
9:52 – In-Room Entertainment – The Good, The Bad & The VHS Quality
10:20 – Souvenirs… The Cunard Way
10:35 – Hyacinths, Again – Now With Extra Tediousness
10:57 – QM2 TLC – Still the World’s Greatest Ocean Liner
11:26 – Opinions Different To Mine (Incorrect Ones)
đź’¬ Have you cruised on QM2?
Drop a comment with what you loved (or hated) — or let me know if you’d ever sail Cunard.
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