Introducing CruiseDrivePass.com – DUI Protection For Your Cruise Vacation! 🍹🚔
February 25, 2026
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Is this the most ridiculous cruise business idea ever… or the most honest one?
Welcome to CruiseDrivePass.com — the first (fake? genius? questionable?) DUI protection concept built specifically for cruise vacations.
You plan:
🍹 Drink packages
🎰 Casino nights
🛳 Sea days
🚕 Port adventures
But what about AFTER the cruise?
Today we break down:
Why cruise vacations and post-cruise driving don’t mix
The “DUI Protection Plan” concept
How this parody idea might actually expose a real problem
And whether CruiseDrivePass.com is brilliant… or a terrible idea
This is satire. This is commentary. This is cruise culture meets common sense.
Welcome to another chaotic business brainstorm from NoPantsProfits.
Would you buy this? Or would you cancel me immediately?
👇 Comment below.